mumford & cunts

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shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(Source: aidn, via stability)

handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

(via stability)

awwww-cute:

My brother is in another state right now due to his job. His wife decided to set up a Skype date for him and his dog

awwww-cute:

My brother is in another state right now due to his job. His wife decided to set up a Skype date for him and his dog

anti-leyna:

do we need more young queer characters? yes.

do we need more young queer characters that hate themselves and keep wishing they were straight and/or cis? no. we really don’t.

(via bottomrogers)

wigglyflippingout:

beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

reblogging this like the wind and god bless the person who made this

i know how to do the calculation longhand or at least i used to, but hearing it from someone else always silences my irritating voice of anxiety a little better so hopefully some other people can appreciate that effect too

(via gtfothinspo)

Anonymous asked: what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

awwww-cute:

My stepdad was disappointed when he came down to cuddle some puppies and they were already occupied in my lap. When he fell asleep, they decided I was not the Chosen One and he never even knew

awwww-cute:

My stepdad was disappointed when he came down to cuddle some puppies and they were already occupied in my lap. When he fell asleep, they decided I was not the Chosen One and he never even knew